20.1.06

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sweet violet!

  1. Sweet violet was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons. (you always get fireworks with sv)
  2. Astronauts get taller when they are in sweet violet. (...too dirty.)
  3. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of sweet violet!
  4. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and sweet violet. (eek! lemme go!)
  5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and sweet violet would be as small as a pea. (perhaps then changing the size of the sun is my solution to weight loss.)
  6. Sweet violet is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out. (i have pictures that prove otherwise.)
  7. Red sweet violet at night, shepherd's delight. Red sweet violet at morning, shepherd's warning! (alright i'll take a sailor, but shepherds are smelly.)
  8. The liquid inside sweet violet can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. (which liquid? my blood plasma?)
  9. It's bad luck to put sweet violet on a bed. (damn.)
  10. Sweet violet is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. (i wax.)
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Conor!

  1. The horns of conor are made entirely from hair. (wow! just like my halo.)
  2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing conor. (i certainly hope so.)
  3. Finding conor on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck. (unfortunately he won't fit in my stocking.)
  4. It's bad luck to put conor on a bed. (...it seems to be working out that way)
  5. Research indicates that conor will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas! (i don't like bananas.)
  6. Conor was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes! (its good to know that conors grow on trees. maybe i'll go pick me a fresh one.)
  7. Without conor, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand! (why so many fruit facts?)
  8. Conor can be very poisonous if injected intravenously! (that's why i smoke him.)
  9. Conor was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return. (funny. he never told me that story.)
  10. If you cut conor in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have. (well that's VERY convenient!)
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taken from the divine miss U

7 rubber neckers:

Ayn Marie said...

I'm copying you

sweetviolet said...

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. (anyone who can name the movie gets a kiss.)

Melliferous Pants said...

Glitter?

Do I get a kiss?

sweetviolet said...

unfortunately for me it ain't glitter. as far as i know. i didn't see it.....i'm rather suprised that you did.

WunEyedDog said...

If you cut me in half to find out how many kids, you'll only find two seeds. Well, unless you have some more babies with the next couple husbands, you preying mantis you.

ChiroMum said...

Wasn't it said by Sir Lawrence Oliver? I feel kinda scared for conor now...what with the preying mantis wife and all. Thought you were looking a bit green the last time I saw you, but I just chalked it up to morning/afternoon sickness. :)

sweetviolet said...

birdy- don't begrudge me my SEEDS!

chiro- i don't know. he may have said it. the movie seems like it would be a little piece of literary history you'd know. and don't worry. i only "bite his head off" figuratively.

 

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